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  Beware Of Mailman!

  by Yadirf in

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  my puppy, friday, has never gotten himself into this type of a situation!

  there are times when man's best friend needs attention!.

  the dog whose wish was finally granted.

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  wallaby jack

  US mailboxes have always puzzled me .. thanks folks.

  Country mailboxes around here can be anything from old gearbox casings and fridges to plastic icecream containers on posts .. but most are large milkcans turned sideways. No locks on any of 'em .. gee wouldn't it be a shame if someone took your bills. My favorite letterbox is a raised 5 gallon drum a few miles down the road that's bottom half is completely rusted out .. any mail goes sailing in the wind .. the bloke doesn't like mail i guess lol.

  Yadirf your picture reminds me of a new brother who quietly threatened to stick the watchtower and awake up a householders bum if he didn't take 'em. (the man sheepishly went and got the money)
  .. true story - bro Rouse of Fulham Gdnes is a big man lol.

  unclebruce.
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  Because You Are Stupeed

  by COMF in

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  you nevair saw eet coming, did you?.

  - http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/teenage.html

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  MODERATORS - IS THIS ON TOPIC?!

  [x]delete
  [x]not worth the wait
  [x]no biblical theme
  [x]not jw relevant
  [x]nowhere near vulgar enough
  [x]captain overbored

  unclebruce, who got shit bored waiting for the toon show .. it is probly very humourous (that or some bloke letting out a great gasious cloud)
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  If you wanted to carry out any kind of Project?

  by Celtic in

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  what would it be?

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  wallaby jack

  organize a group of ex-jw basket weavers to thatch my leaking cranium roof, it's giving me h20 on the brain. better still we can all hold hands and sing amazing grace outside kingdom hall this xmas .. even better still we can keep posting crap while doing the real apostate work behind closed threads ;)
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  Be conscious of your spiritual weed.

  by ashitaka in

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  mary jane anyone?.

  ashi

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  wallaby jack

  I smoked some weed for the first time a month or so ago. After it near burnt the back of my throat out and i gargled a pint of milk to put the fire out, i handed Neville his bong back and told him where he could stick his happy cones. (he reconds that can get you high too ... ooo)

  .. he also reconds i'm too high all the time already and valiunm might be more my speed .. cheeky hippy bastard! I quite enjoy the smell as long as its mixed with plenty of fresh air and bohemian cushions.

  Loved the title to this post. "be conscious of your spiritual weed" sounds like something jesus might have said.

  ===
  Joel .. drugs don't solve peoples problems .. i've never heard anyone say they do .. that's not what they're for .. sometimes we need to turn our brains off and escape reality for a while (a bottle of beer and a deep sleep does it for me, valium did it for my mum, a cup of tea and some tinture of opium did it for grandma and most other australian women of her era ;)

  unclebruce
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  To all who so generously sent loving thoughts

  by Mommie Dark in

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  well, like the proverbial bad penny, mommie dark is back again.

  the last week has been a long drugged blur (and kent, i can hear you snickering about how that isn't a bad thing .

  to all who sent such wonderful greetings and good wishes, my sincere thanks.

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  careful folks .. it could be a trap.

  unclebruce, tucking mother in real tight
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  NO SANTA IN RURAL AMERICA

  by josephus in

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  i am listening to the radio and heard that a town outside newyork has banned santa.. because two families complained that they didnt celebrate christmas and it infringed thier rights.

  hahaha.

  josephus.

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  OK Simon:

  GOD IS IN THE HOUSE

  We've laid the cables and the wires
  We've split the wood and stoked
  the fires
  We've lit our town so there is no
  Place for crime to hide
  Our little church is painted white
  And in the safety of the night
  We all go quiet as a mouse
  For the word is out
  God is in the house

  No cause for worry now
  God is in the house

  Moral sneaks in the White House
  Computer geeks in the school house
  Drug freaks in the crack house
  We don't have that stuff here
  We have a tiny little Force
  But we need them of course
  For the kittens in the trees
  And at night we are on our knees
  As quiet as a mouse
  For God is in the house

  And no one's left in doubt
  God is in the house

  Homos roaming the streets in packs
  Queer bashers with tyre-jacks
  Lesbian counter-attacks
  That stuff is for the big cities
  Our town is very pretty
  We have a pretty little square
  We have a woman for a mayor
  Our policy is firm but fair
  Now that God is in the house

  Any day now He'll come out
  God is in the house

  Well-meaning little therapists
  Goose-stepping twelve-stepping Tetotalitarianists
  The tipsy, the reeling and the drop down pissed
  We got no time for that stuff here
  Zero crime and no fear
  We've bred all our kittens white
  So you can see them in the night

  And at night we're on our knees
  As quiet as a mouse
  Since the word got out
  From the North down to the South
  For no-one's left in doubt
  There's no fear about
  If we all hold hands and very quietly shout
  Hallelujah
  God is in the house

  Oh I wish He would come out
  God is in the house

  Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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  first time post

  by zanex in

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  wow...i am floored...it has been damn good to read some of the posts..i never thought there were so many people with the same prob's.

  been df'd for a few years and still have an elder dad and a very devout mom who constantly make me feel like i am a "stain" if not for my "worldly" wife i dont think i wud be here to make this post...

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  wallaby jack

  G'day zanex,

  psst... if you're sharing a cell with naeblis, get the top bunk. (he has a habit of piddling from above while your dreaming of apostate girls)

  unclebruce

  Gee tatania what a pretty snowman thingy you got, aren't they demonised or pagan or sexually arrousing or something?
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  When is the 30 day deadline up?

  by Celtic in

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  wallaby jack

  when i try and open the little envelope below your name this machine asks me to type in a password which i don't have here. thanks for handing it on in chat.

  whatz the 30 day deadline you refer to .. the setting choice above? (things are confusing enough around here for us techno challenged dislexics)

  unclebruce
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  When is the 30 day deadline up?

  by Celtic in

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  wallaby jack

  excuse?

  (and i can't crack your email adress damn it! .. don't hit me .. you can't choose who likes ya arround here ;)
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  To my friends-

  by ashitaka in

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  i don't want to spam, but i just wanted to post one more topic tonite.

  i was reading bridgette's post, and was moved, but not just because of what she said...mommy made a comment about us being friends here, and you know what...i feel that way too.. sometimes, even though i have a wife who left the jw's with me, i feel so damn isolated and alone, that i'm the only strong one among a bunch of children, who all fight and tear at each other....this is one place i feel semi-normal again.. it's so hard to befriend people now.

  i have so much trouble talking to people and interacting socially with people, although i've been told i'm agreeable to be around.. i don't know, i'm exhausted from thinking.

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  wallaby jack

  Ashi,

  I wish i'd read your other post before replying earlier. You are a well liked and respected member of the crew here, the good thing about that is that the frienships here can be more real than any others you'll develope in your life. With a little effort you should be able to meet some of these crazy people off line too.

  all the best to you and your loved ones, unclebruce